Okay, you want to hear about my family? It was pretty small when I was growing up – just me, my mum and my dad – but we’re all loud enough that we make up for that, no problems. I’m a half-blood, with my dad, Angus, being a wizard, and my mum, Cynthia, a muggle. It all works out quite well, since me and Mum bond over girly things, and then I talk to my dad about the magic side of things. And, naturally, I have them both wrapped around my little finger. They didn’t realise that another kid would be cool until after I’d already left for Hogwarts (I say it’s because they missed me so much), so little Matty, my brother, is only just turned seven. Cutest thing you’ve ever seen, I swear. Maybe it’s because I don’t see him most of the year, but god, I love that boy to bits - he’s going to be a right little heartbreaker, I’m telling you. I’m sad I won’t get the chance to be at Hogwarts with him so I can completely embarrass him by mollycoddling him twenty-four seven, but apparently, he says that’s a good thing. Guess I won’t be telling him about the trick staircases, then.
But anyway, this is meant to be about me! I was so glad when I got sorted into Gryffindor: Ravenclaws were nerds, Slytherins looked like a right moody bunch, and Hufflepuffs were just lame. Seriously, going to Hogwarts is the best thing that has ever happened to me, it has been the biggest adventure. I’ve made loads of friends, and all the magical beauty tips I’ve learned over the years – put it this way, I wouldn’t look this perfect every day without my trusty Sleekeazy’s potion, and well-used copy of Cosmetic Charms for the Cosmopolitan Witch.
There have been low points, and stuff that has been scary, like when Diggory was killed, and Umbridge was being a tyrant, and then seventh year that was just hell. But it was all worth it, we did it: at the end of term, at the Battle of Hogwarts, You-Know-Who was defeated. I have never been more terrified than that night. People were just everywhere, fighting, killing left right and centre. I was a seventh year, so I was allowed to fight, but everything was happening too fast, and I fell from a balcony, only to be bitten by that disgusting creature, Greyback. He wasn’t in werewolf form, thank god, but it’s still completely sickening, and between that and the fall, it meant I missed the moment of victory. But then, at least I lived, which is more than can be said for some of the others.
It’s going to be really weird this year, going back to Hogwarts again after getting ready to leave, and then people not being there who should have been. I think it would have been wrong though, leaving at a time when no Muggleborns were allowed, and Death Eaters running the place. It just wouldn’t be right.
Lavender is similar to Marmite in that people often love her, or hate her: she’s bubbly, giggly, and will chase anything with a pulse, given half the chance. Her superficial, over-the-top nature can be grating and hard to bear for some, and she has been called high maintenance on more than one occasion, with good reason. But, despite all that, she is nice. Really. She’s good fun to have around, and loves having a natter about almost anything (apart from maybe school work, because she doesn’t want to get bored to death, thank you very much). Want someone to do your hair, or discuss the latest Witch Weekly articles with you? She’s your girl. Conversely, if you’re a guy wanting someone to tell you that you look like you’ve been working out and to laugh at your jokes as if they’re the funniest things on the planet, she’ll gladly do that, too.
When it comes to her studies, Lavender lacks motivation, to put it shortly. She is not incredibly intelligent, and easily distracted, so she prefers to not make the effort and devote her time to more worthy pursuits, rather than slog away and still end up with lacklustre results – it seems a waste of her time, in her opinion. The only exception to this is Divination, her one remotely studious passion. There’s something about it that fascinates her, and is the only subject she puts true effort into, with noticeable results: in her O.W.L.s, Divination was her only ‘Exceeds Expectations’ among the rest of her scraped ‘Acceptable’s.
The Sorting Hat didn’t put her into Gryffindor for nothing, and Lavender proves this with her loyalty to her friends – she has no problem sticking her neck out to defend a friend with a sharp word, and if she gives you her word, she means it. This faithfulness extends to her love life, as she would never dream of cheating on a boyfriend. Sure, she flirts with everyone, but once there are signs of something deeper underneath, she’ll put her everything into it – which is usually too much. Lavender wears her heart on her sleeve, and shown in the case of Ron Weasley in her sixth year, can take things too far, verging on obsessive. However, the nasty return back to reality once they broke up taught her an important lesson, and she has tried to tell herself not to make the same mistake again.
Though her coquettish, outgoing nature can make her seem a vision of confidence, she is often tortured with worries of what other people think of her, and much of her loud and domineering behaviour is a tool to try and make people see her when she has insecurities of being rejected. Lavender is not smart like Hermione, nor quite as cool as Parvati, and so she plays up her ditzy, flirty side, hoping to gain recognition in that way, through attention from boys. In the end, she just wants to be wanted.
Lavender had a quieter summer than usual, taking the time to recover from the battle, and come to terms with the losses that had been felt on their side. She didn’t lose anyone particularly close to her, but the whole battle was a shaking experience, and enough to subdue her for at least a little while. However, as September approaches, she feels more excited and antsy to return, and make some more good memories at Hogwarts, to try and make up for the bad ones. Though she’s not too excited about the idea of an extra year of classes and exams, it also means another year of gossiping in the common room before she has to go out and find a job, and that’s good enough for her.